Ok so I know this is a super weird question but long story short I was masturbating with a carrot and I basically cut myself and now I’m scared that I’m gonna die of a carrot related disease and when I say “masturbated with a carrot” online, it’s all just porn videos, but I need help like am I gonna die
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we all gonna die but at least you finna go out with a blast. respect.
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My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't threatening, then I don’t know what is.
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